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This was a quick and silly website that I made from a day in 1999 when I had borrowed a digital camera and Bob, Kat, Dan, and Daniel were over at my dad's house watching Goldeneye, playing StarCraft, playing Worms Armageddon, and jumping on the trampoline.

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In perfect sync with 006 on the screen behind him, he's saying "Finish the job, James. Blow them all to hell!"
In a game of psychological warfare, he was tryiing to make the guy quit by pausing the game and making excuses and generally dragging things out as long as possible.
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