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Sometime in 1997 or 1998 I was gifted the Star Wars parody game Star Warped. It was pretty cheesy, but the thing I remembered most from it was the short skits called Scrapped Scripts done in the styles of Seinfeld, Spike Lee, Tarantino, and Woody Allen.

I was only ever able to find one online of the 14 that were in the game, so when I was back home I found the disc and tried to capture all of them. They are available on YouTube as well as in the new WebM format. The only quirk is that the last lines are cut off of two of them, but the missing lines are available below and on the appropriate YouTube pages.

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Harvey Keitel Vader vs Princess Uma Thurman
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